"Anything Goes in Wonderland"

Alice in Wonderland
Getting small, growing tall
Down the rabbit hole she'll fall
But where she'll land nobody knows
In Wonderland

'Off with her head!'
The Red Queen screams
The caterpillar's lost in dreams
The Chessire cat is fading away
No ordinary day in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland
Getting small, growing tall
Down the rabbit hole she'll fall
But where she'll land nobody knows
In Wonderland

The hatter's mad, the rabbit's late
The March Hare's getting quite irate
The doormouse has to hit the way
No ordinary day in Wonderland

Anything goes
A playing card will paint a rose
Paint it red so no one knows
The rose was really white
But that's alright
Anything goes in Wonderland

"The Caucus Race"

The race is on
So go, go, go
Who cares who'll win
Our place or show

See Alice run
She's making time
But she can't find
The finish line

Run, Alice, run
Go, Alice, go
Where is she going
She doesn't know

Look at them scurrying
Look at them run
Don't worry, Alice
It's all in fun

No, no one loses
No, no one wins
But round and round
The mad crowd spins

Run, Alice, run
Go, Alice, go
Where is she going
She doesn't know

Run, Alice, run
Go, Alice, go
Where do they go to
She doesn't know

The race is on
So go, go, go
Who cares who'll win
Our place or show

See Alice run
She's making time
But she can't find
The finish line

Run, Alice, run
Go, Alice, go
Where is she going
She doesn't know

Look at them scurrying
Look at them run
Don't worry, Alice
It's all in fun

No, no one loses
No, no one wins
But round and round
The mad crowd spins

Run, Alice, run
Go, Alice, go
Where is she going
She doesn't know

Run, Alice, run
Go, Alice, go
Where do they go to
She doesn't know

The race is all over
The racers've gone home
And here lies Alice
All alone

"M is for Me"

M is for mousetrap
Which catches the mouse
M is for mammoth
Big as a house

M is for monkey
Who lives in the trees
M is for moose moose
With great knobbing knees

M is for magic
Which catches the eye
M is for monsoon
Big as the sky

M is for magpies
Who live midst the leaves
M is for mongrels
Scratching their fleas

M is for mongous
Which catches the snake
M is for manatee
Big as the lake

M is for mackerel
Who lives in the sea
M is for monsters, monsters?
Who do what they please

M is for madness
It's plain to see
M is for misplaced
Mixxed up me!

M is for mousetrap
Which catches the mouse
M is for mammoth
Big as a house

M is for monkey
Who lives in the trees
M is for moose moose
With great knobbing knees

M is for magic
Which catches the eye
M is for monsoon
Big as the sky

M is for magpies
Who live midst the leaves
M is for mongrels
Scratching their fleas

M is for mongous
Which catches the snake
M is for manatee
Big as the lake

M is for mackerel
Who lives in the sea
M is for monsters, monsters?
Who do what they please

M is for madness
It's plain to see
M is for misplaced
Mixxed up me!